Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Heraclitus and Parmenides Walk Into a Bar


Heraclitus and Parmenides Walk Into a Bar.
They look at each other as they raise their steins.
"To solid gold" says Heraclitus.
Parmenides says, "To constant turbulent effervescence."

From the corner of the bar Schrodinger's cat narrows his eyes.